Wednesday, December 12, 2007

like it is

....well well.....long time i guess........i suppose i am either gettin a life.....or just plane tired and bored........ i'd be lying if i don't say that this week hasn't been eventful..... i have met usha uthup.. didi.....very nice woman....i am a fan......i mean how come she's always smilin..... then ushaji's better-half have up a huge "informative" speech about why smoke ciggy's...... he quit a long time back.....and all-through the conversation...i some how felt he was lookin at me a lil too much.... then he said.....if you smoke .....then make it count...... then i kinds knew why he was lookin at me..... but i wasn't the only man there with a target painted on my head.....anyways a relatively hot girl taught me....hotness is over rated....and ....uptill now anything a woman did was a turn-on.... there were now turn-offs i had seen.....i mean sure if you(a girl) picks her nose.......its a friggin turn off..... but they don't do a lotta "turnin-off's"in front of us now do they.....i guess men are animals..........the word turn-off is strictly a female biased word.......ahh but thats what i used to think.....now any lady sayin "tekxi"....is definitely not what i wud say "seksi".........but as i said men are animals......it turned me off...."for the moment" :P...........sigh
heard a coupla great songs........got moved by none
played a shit load of TT.......but haven't lost a pound
walked a lot....now this i liked......i walked insanely long distances on my own.......mp3 in ear...stamina sticks in hand........juggling a single water bottle........warding off evil glares at the same time........
saw this fucker...intentionally ram into a woman..........the woman battled.....i cudn't hear what she was sayin....but the guys (there were2) never looked back......the funny thing is......they were unfortunately headed the same way i was.........they saw me react when one of them bumped into the lady.....ad then i'd been on their tail for a good km......... i suppose they got spooked.... constantly lookin back at me as they continued walkin.......in case you didn't know that a sign of weakness..so i held my stare(blood shot pissed-off eyes.....but that a whole diff story...pissed off cause i had to walk cause my cous gave me the wrong add...hence the long walk)....... as they came to stop at one crowded bus stop.......i am generally a peace loving person......but i hate shmucks....i really do.........never the less...the dude who had been the wise ass stood with his back at be.......i cordially smashed into his arm.......hence pushing him into "friend".....they both turned to protest.....ready for a fight.......i suppose my hand reacted......and i whacked the "feeler" on the back side of the head........and pointed to the other dude.......and told him to shut the fuck up.........in my mother tongue naturally........once the adrenaline flows it flows....... i think they recognized me as "the witness"......i obliged them with some wisdom....... by that time everyone at the stop was lookin around......they all want some action these ppl here.......but they didn't know which side to support (not that they generally wait to choose a side)....... they probably were bemused......none the less the duo wisely kept shut....knowing if i entertained the crowd of their doings....they'd had more than one whack coming their way..... it felt sadistically refreshing in venting my anger on that stupid couple.........sigh i only wished i wasn't alone....... the fun cud have lasted.........i matter-of-factly started again on my journey....... mp3 player in hand............ i suppose i have a lotta anger supressed in me.......cause i never do stuff like this.... but i do know when i do get angry i kinda forget everything and "fuck-all" mode turns on..... sorry moo i remem what i had done to ye........hee hee....what was it "outta my way kid".... good times....good times........btw all this heroics......is so not me....the thing is i had 2 knives on me that day..camera'r protection hee hee..........fuck it took a while for what i had done to sink in......and for ppl who might try this....park circus is the last place you'd wanna do this........else you betta have one hell of a good excuse....and drive...........i had both and a lil bit more.......and honestly speaking....i had no idea where i was.....or even if i was to do what i did....it just happened i guess..............
eventful ................ in all this i forgot to mention the kiss........... but then again it was only a kiss....momentary lapse of verbal communication..............but thats all that i'd like from the teksi......

and to think i didn't know what i was goin to blog about!

10 comments:

Llama said...

What a post man!! Am your fan! (rhyme not intended)

Park Circus is not the place to do such things. But if you're in fuck-all mode and carrying 2 knives, I guess such reactions are kinda inevitable.

"Momentary lapse of verbal communication" -- Heehee.

dreamy said...

seksi! B-)


plus you met Usha Uthup !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

thats SO very cool!

~Moo-lah Buz!nezzz~ said...

hehehe,i remember that....!!!...
the "ill fuckin fuck u if u try to fuck me now".... :P...
hehehe,but all the aggression coming from u...im not really surprised!!..
U know what we shud do,take a shotgun each and shoot all the annoying people!!!..
:P

coffee stain said...

@ poo
suppressed anger can make you do crazy things :P....back ground e "bad to the bone" gaan ta cholle ......puro cinema!

@ dreamy...
yeah....and her husband!

@ moo
my apologies...... but if some one was to beat the shit outta you....better a friend than an enemy....i'll have pity
a shot gun..... dude get a shrink!!!

~Moo-lah Buz!nezzz~ said...

huh...??...
Why wud someone beat the shit outta me.and u WILL come to my aid wont u???
:-D

Aphrodite said...

woo hooo....some post that was....i so can conect to this suppressed anger can make u do a lot of things...knw it well....hehe

onnesha said...

how come i always find the comments more amusing than the post?
and woah!what an ending man!
very random post.but i like that randomness!

coffee stain said...

@ moo
dude.....hell yes i'll come to your aid....i make sure i knock you out with the first punch......to avoid further embarrassment :P

@ aphro
hmm thank you..... my angers all gone now...:P

@ onn
but i didn't try to make it random..... the thing is i think my fingers type slower than my mind thinks.

onnesha said...

thats even better.i mean i havent yet figured how to contrive and pretend "random"!]
whereas,you do it naturally.
achah btw,why am i named suck in your blogroll?bujhlam na:(

onnesha said...

sheesh,i meant "why am i named SUCH in your blogroll"?