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the funniest thing happened today....although i had to contain my laughter for mere formality or prolly an inappropriate timings sake. see i happened to pass by the local drug store.......ie oshud'er dokan aka chemist aka medicine shop ( i dunno if all this if for you all or for my conscience :P) so anyways....the same old store with the same old ppl......claim to have seen me grow up.....although i never protested but i mean dude the shops like in another block... so the thing is with these "heritage" stores is that ppl who they know get served the last.......because of the information the have to gather....what i have been up to...what i do did will do......yada yada yada.... i ean i just got a cold....gimme the pills already......15 minutes pass by as you narrate the name again and again to the same damn question...."what'd you want again?"...that too by three different ppl......the result...and unexpected i'd say a 7.5'er walks in... me finally felt like being salvaged from a prosenjit movie tried discreetly to gauge the lady...the usual "casual" glance......the lady kinda with a flustered look but like she's done it several times asks for "sanitary napkins"...... the temperature alloa sudden dropped....the men behind the desks ; they alloa sudden start bumping into each other... the "napkin's" from what i cud make out were lurched up on the highest counter...a whole bunch o em....thanks so some of my past experience (grusome tho it may have been and thats all i am sayin)...i kept mi composure......the oldest and the most frail of the lot pulls out a sliding ladder with some difficulty.....staggers all the way up top and the looks back....."what you want again(loudly)"...... (for all those who are familiar with "coupling"....the giggle loop started.......the lady sneered back the brand name (brand name with-held for security's sake).......the guy turns and peers at the diif labels......to turn back again to say...."we gotta pack of 6...a pack of 8........blah blah......which one ye fancy....(i thinks everyones gettin hooked to this word)"......the gurl in all her dismay says any one......see at this point i am doin my best not let out a snigger.........but the story don't end here now does it.... the dude looks back at the girl....with utter conviction in his eyes and passionately try to endorse another "cheaper" but "still the same"......yeah like he'd know.........this was like the hardest test for me.... i mean.. i forgot about my pills......they never knew what i wanted and this girl.......this poor girl wrong place wrong time.......the look on her face was well red....anger/shyness who cares.....reality show at its best.....she finally ended all the fun and firmly stoob by what she wanted....the man ...losing the comission battle brings the pack down.... the she didn't want a bag....saw that one coming.......paid the man....and vamonos andare andare ariba ariba.....like speedy gonzalez..she was gone.... and my story ended....still without my pills....i as firmly as she did demanded the pills once again...i payed for them.....and finally laughed all the way home...weird people.......and i ain't alone!