"my status"

....to some its been quite a wait..........sorry for not bloggin for so long....... but its safe to say that the past few weeks have been a fucked up whirlwind of chaos and i lost my phone.....not to mention my car's battery opted to burn out and short without tellin me........and then my keyboard......seesh......bhutera mairi...... but as usual i am still live and kicking....... had planned an outrageous trip...... no thought no money......just a destination and a long lost fool.......and some more........ sigh...how i wish i had teleportation powers......but then i'd waste that too by makin frequent visits to places men aren't allowed......what a bonus...lol......
now i have this lingering thought over my head...... i might end up goin to spain and portugal...... end o july...... but the question is is it for businesses or for pleasure........ either way i need moolah... lots of it........i got another phone.......its sexy when its off......... other wise yuk yuk....... its 9mm slim..... which is good sleek and well fm aache....... the no. is same.....so ppl i have lost all your numbers..... so do msg me sayin who you are......so that i can start savin em again........ aah... attended an annoproshon...... the reception was at grain o salt.........sanjeev ma ki aankh kapoor's joint........i have to say.........the food was terrible..... lots of left over..... being the good Samaritan i am...... got my aunt to pack half o the leftover and give em to me..... free food... na bola jaye na........ but any ways i brought it home....and tweaked with the bland dishes and finally made them edible........."maggi hot and sweet" jindabad......the bengali mans savior........so bottom line i cook betta than the punks mr kapoor hired to run his joint.........hmph....
then yesterday cooked somthing outta the blue......started out to be a chinese stirfried thingy.... then got hold o some lemon grass god knows how old........added some rum.....ho ho ho......a staple ingredient in most o mi dishes....and the sad part is i don know what i did after that.......total time taken was abt 20 mins...... and total time to finish....( me and sam).........7mins and 20 seconds..... so i'd say t was goooooooood.... kintu kichu mone nei...... so sad...next time banate jabo.... puro chakma taste hobe...... i think its time to start writin down mu recepies.... who know if i need em later on...... the only "consistent" dish i can make is "rum and cashew".....the base ie......and the meat can vary........ it took me 3 months to come up with that name......well actually they are the only who things that stay constant.........nun o kintu "nun and rum" dosen't have a ring to it.....

so from now on i state rules for mi casa

no.1.............. you bring meat...me cook
no.2.............. if want good food........bring vodka for me
no.3.............. if you want vodka too......bring for yourself
no.4.............. i cook you...... cut veggies............that about sums it up.........
oh yeah almost forgot....
no5........... chele ra hole after meal smoke dite e hobe......meye ra hole....."kiss the cook"... i gota get me one o those aprons.......so that i make things crystal clear........