Lasagna, also lasagne (pronounced /lə'zan.jə/)

well today after we finally finished moving all the furniture....i thought a treat was in order.......a feast...we went out to look for mutton....but then after roma blatantly kidek the brit manu ass till it "actually" turned red.......i had this urge for italian......so i decided "Lasagna" ...well actually we didn't find a friggin goat to devour......well any ways we bought the ingredients.......at shown..... bloddy lasagna sheets are too friggin expensive so we did with macaroni......that car was the free gift we got..... slice and dice and then into the blender........ den we make_a da sauce_a...da mucho importanante sauce_a....(muaah) .....w put in chicken mince......600 friggin grams......layerd it up..... with an entire pack o cheese........damn the calories......we do not care.....we shall overflow with cholesterol......and thums up and then and an enchanting chocolate mousse dessert.....and a fuck you to all..har har.......i might just have left overs so hurry*

* offer valid till stock lasts..................booyah.