Monday, April 20, 2009

april

sigh. april. it hot hot hot hot hot hot.... one hot woman i gots to take picture of. sweating she was...poor thing...... and me too btw (poor thing). the skys are empty i say....empty and the earth drier than a 70 year old woman on her second menopause. what is happening........... this can't be global warming, its global melt down. i mean if people before us fucked it up for us (weather wise) i mean we too should fuck it up too, right. its the order of things. lol. no but seriously...... all you fuckers releasing cfc's into the air and fucking it up for the rest of up..... stop it. or buy me an ac, and pay the bill also. or invite me over a lil more. you know sharing.... thats the real order. humanity. but on a true eco-friendly manner, i will give preference to a pool rather than an ac anyday. i do care about the environment. i want some rain. oh god please make it rain.....pretty please.... if not for me, then for those poor kisans man, for their crop...... and as you spray them with heavenly rain.... just spit a few in my direction.......not buckets, rather a lil lil shower.... like i was here, for not that long..... but here. that smell i long for.... the smell of wet earth, you know the temperature will drop as soon as that smell finds its way to yer nostrils.......


the bird is awake............ the ac calls.... aaaaaaaaa ceeeeeeeeeeeee,
adios loco pandehos.......

5 comments:

~Moo-lah Buz!nezzz~ said...

ohh,hot,i swear ,..... and the west is boiling.im like pissing yellow all the time even after drinking gallons of water.
....i shut down my pc and i use laptop.and i save power all the time.thats all i do for the environment.Pool for Ac anyday.
I likes centralized AC though. :P

Llama said...

I have a better solution to the heat wave. Check http://gumguitarsandgargoyles.blogspot.com/2009/04/i-wish-i-were-fish.html

coffee stain said...

jaata self advertising :D
and i am vain sheesh

dreamy said...

I dont even want an ac. I just want to stay home and live under a bathroom shower head.

Astraeus said...

post-mod narrative!
:-P