1. LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN A THEATER?
vantage point :(
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
re-reading all the MAD issues i can find
3. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
carrom...... hey its a board rite
4. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?
MAD
5. FAVORITE SMELLS?
cheese melting, dark chocolate, coffee, shorshe-bata.....my house's smell...... very welcoming
6. FAVORITE SOUND?
me likes a lot of sound..... generally mood dependent.....kintu me likes latin(samba) beats.. the grunge the grind....... the works
7.WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
helplessness
8.FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE?
5 more minutes
9. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
i cook pretty fast.........but generally subway me likes a lot
10. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME:
well all i can tell you is what i won't name em....... pompa, maampi, pinty, sweety, nimai, pintu
11. FINISH THIS STATEMENT.
"If i had a lot of money i would...go to brazil.......give it the best years of my life.... and come back to calcutta to sip tea....ooo and i want a pool"
12.DO YOU DRIVE FAST?
who me?! never........ever
13. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
ermm no..........
14. STORMS-COOL OR SCARY?
me absolutely loves the storm......
15. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
Indica
16. FAVORITE DRINK?
thums-up/ ice cold beer
17. FINISH THIS STATEMENT,
"IF I HAD THE TIME I WOULD... i dunno i hate time on my hands....
18. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS ON BROCCOLI?
hell yes...... if i paid for it....... but then i am one o those weird ppl who'll give his right foot for broccoli
19. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD BE YOUR CHOICE?
sigh.......more like if i had a lil bit more hair.....
20. NAME ALL THE DIFFERENT CITIES/TOWNS YOU HAVE LIVED IN.
in order:
calcutta, delhi, singapore, sydney, dusseldorf, klon, berlin, chicago, san fransisco, las vegas, LA, washington dc, rangpo, gangtok, yoksum.....dhus the curve is goin down
21. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
football
22. ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU:
shucks........ lotta ppl sent this..... lemme be diplomatic.... and say.... bhery nice ppl they are...
23. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
dhulo.......i think.... and a littal mouse
24. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE BORN AS YOURSELF AGAIN?
i suppose so......but if i were a cat i couldn't mind
25. MORNING PERSON, OR NIGHT OWL?
night-owl for sure
26. OVER EASY, OR SUNNY SIDE UP?
scrambled?!
27. FAVORITE PLACE TO RELAX?
my place with the halu light on...... and well good times
28. FAVORITE PIE?
the ones you can splatter on peoples faces
29.FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Chocolate-chip (haagen daz)
30. OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU TAGGED THIS TO, WHO'S MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND FIRST?
i think i am the end node......... every one already did this tag
Memoirs of 2019
4 years ago
69 comments:
u dont speed??!!!!..SOB!!!! :-P
Why wont you name your kid Pintu? :O
Pintu could be best friends with my Poltu and would probably end up as the Daku-Policeman combo as in those old Bachchan movies.
And my Potla will need a husband when she turns all of 18 :)
A few things:
1. Thou art not the end node.
2. Q. No. 8... I wanted to write "5 more minutes"... Now I'll have to think up something better and less honest :(
3. So that's why the cap is a permanent fixture.
4. If you were a cat, the littal mouse under your bed would not last long.
Err... that's about it.
@ad lib-BIATCH!!
i thought potla was a guy and we settled HIS marriage with my daughter,chameli.now suddenly potla becomes a girl(how on earth can potla be a girl?) and you go fix marriage with some unborn never-going-to-be-named pintu???
wtf!
@Onn and Ad-lib..Potla toh is a guy name!!!!And how can Potla marry Chameli...Chameli aka kareena kapoor..!! Pintu can be a chhichke chor living in a nongra gali,where chameli frequents!!!so u see,its actually pintu and chameli who are in love..not potla..and onn,how do u know that Pintu cant be born...???
@ all
i have never ever - ever seen a row between people for my unborn child who "will not be named pintu"
moo : yes i don't speed... its called controlled driving... and its not my fault you barfed.... you chicken shit man..... and now a days i drive bhery nice....
ad-libber: first sort out the gender issues then we can talk :P
onn: sheesh i pity the fool who gets in front o your kid... sheesh you'r like.... have you seen beowulf
poo: i think i am.... i mean shobai ke bola hoye geche ie tag ta niye
and you can write 5 mins...i only think it and get up a good 15 mins later... and that cap is not a permanent fixture...chul ke hawa khawai toh.. and i think the littal mouse is dead already..... or something stinks.... i hope to god its the mouse.... the rat poison said (in bold) "most rat don't die inside the house".....bloody liars
moo again :
dude get a life :P
saala toke kushti banate ke boleche..... bejan daruwalla'r bachha sala
@ onn
tch tch
of course potla is a guy, i just needed to convince coffee stina to name his kid Pintu.
p.s. I have been having the feeling Potla will turn out to be transexual. Why cant it marry both Pintu and Chameli?
@MOO-LAH
Poltu will be marrying Chameli. I am having second thoughts about Potla. I also want a girl. So I am making Potla both.
Coffee stan and Onnesha, both of you will be my samdhis :)
@moolah-chameli aint kareena kapoor.although i absolutely 'heart' that woman.but nay!she cant be my daughter.not happenning.and whoever gave you the idea that pintu would be chhichke?or that chameli would be a hooker?you are being very offensive here mistah!and i never said pintu will never be born.ofcourse he might.but fact remains he is STILL TO BE born.that way,he is an unborn kid.
@adlibber-ya totally.he could be.i dont mind my son-in-law being transexual and marrying both pintu and chameli all at the same time.something tells me caghmeli is not going tio be straight either.so issokay;P
@coffee stain-well dude,wen it comes to my unborn chompa and chameli,i aint doing no compromise:D
@ moo lah
my bad, poltu wilbe marrying champa, potla was supposed to marry chameli, i get confused between them.
but i am not naming my kid that...
hesus ppl......find other means of passing yer time....
jaata
:P
.....as obelix would have re-phrased it..." these bongs are @#!$*& crazy"
@adlibber...Who is poltu now??..and who is champa...i never talked about them.The traingle was only concerning potla,chameli and unborn pintu....Potla can marry Chameli but the fact that she will have an illicit extra marital affair with unborn Pintu is evident....but is Poltu a girl??..cuz if she is,that brings us to the question as to whether she is a lesbain or a bisexual,as she will be marrying the other lesbian,Champa but also continue a relationship with Potla....but that wud be extremely incestous,so wud be kept a secret.....Savvy????
@onn....chameli aint kareena kapoor,but she behaves like one.no wonder bad parenting spoils kids...ahh,pintu wud be a chhichke cuz as history tells us,most chhichke's were pintu's so we can safely assume the fact that pintu turns out to be a chhichke...i am not being offensive,im just trying to place where everykid lies in the society...pintu will BE BORN,cuz the fact that we are discussing him rite here proves it...we wdnt really be discussing him,if he is unborn rite??..didnt people discuss about Jesus before he was born,and he was born,rite...so u see,Pintu even thought he mite turn out to be a chhicke,will eventually be born and may save the world from the champa's,chameli's,poltu and the potla's.....u savvy as well??
@moolah-holy fuck!!how bekar are you?even i gave up on this a while back.dragging jesus right into this.wtf?
@coffee stain-your new DP i like.would make nice tattoo:)
@onn....girl,u betta stick to ur own children before messing with other,hmpfh!!!! muaahahahahahaha!!!
-----reality check-------
get a life ppl
:O
@moo-wtf?i WAS/AM sticking to my own.just that i had this beeg plan lined up for posterity.and the unborn(but,with enough potential to be definitely born,someday)pintu came and wrecked it.
hhrrmmmphhh.
and i aint messing with akash and sunayni anyway.they sound too boring to be in the race;)
he who is not to be named pintu is a very luky man :|
calcutta, delhi, singapore, sydney, dusseldorf, klon, berlin, chicago, san fransisco, las vegas, LA, washington dc, rangpo, gangtok, yoksum!!!!!
whoa!...thats like so many places!..
and well... you haven't read my blog... even if you have you haven't commented on my latest post.
please do. I am getting nightmares about the state of commentlessness that my blog is going through. :-|
and sigh!..
who will marry my three daughters Khunti, Khisti, and Khichuri?
apart from having weird names [their full names are khuntinaara, khistimaara and uh..err..well khichurikhawa]...they won't have any husbands.... coz all the potlas and chamelis and to beor not to be pintu s will be running after each other and will always be too confused to even notice my daughters.
*sob*
to be or not to be Pintu s*
@onn-wt-flying-f?!DONT U DARE DRAG MY KIDS INTO UR KID's ILLICIT FAMILY!!!!!!! my kids are decent sober cool people.ur kids are all baaje-chele's!!! :-P
@moolah-gaah!you think chompa and chameli are baje CHHELES?
baje they can be.but chhele?
what is the world coming to?potla becomes a girl.chompa and chameli become guys.
so going by that akash is the name of your daughter.and sunayni your son.period.
@ Dreamy
My unborn son Hasmukh (Smiley-face) Bhai Patel will be very happy to marry your daughters. The 'K' factor in their names is motivation enough.
@everyone involved in the poltu/pintu/champa/chameli/potla imbroglio
I have no idea what decisions have been reached at but Potla marries Chameli and Poltu marries Champa. Moo-lahm Poltu is my other son. Since apparently he who is not to be called Pintu by his Father remains unchosen, I vote moo-lah's kid marries him. That should teach him to give his kids decent sober names.
p.s., on second thoughts, Polta is not a transsexual. I am going to have two more daughters. But onn, straightness is not guaranteed for those sons of mine.
err.this comment box should serve as a nice guideline for procreating parents.it should ideally read "all that you dont want to bring into this world" ;)
i say we keep this thing going.form where i see it,if even one of our kids are named thus,the world in the next twenty years would have very promising politicians,engineers,doctors,pilots,et al.
imagine a Dr.pintu.or a Mr.potla.
aah!sublime:)
@ad libber....no,ur potla and poltu are way too decent to marry onn's stupid kids,Champa and Chameli.Ad-Libber,as a responsible parent,u shud consider the aspect that Chameli is a hooker,who resembles kareena Kapoor and Champa is a hermaphrodite,working in a all-male handloom factory...I'm sure,ur Poltu and Potla deserve much better than that...Pintu on the other hand is a chichhke who loves Chameli,so let him marry her..
And my kids will never marry Pintu.Cuz my kids are from a very very high rich society,and they are way too young in age to marry Pintu.. :-P
@onn-yes,lets keep this going...but y just doc,engg's,pilots....y not gay activists,daru-shop owners,real estate guys and politicians... :-P
maybe someday we can have a "Vote for Pintu over the hathuri-marka chinnyo" or a "Chameli Patkar Nala-Bachao Andolon".. :P
@poojo and adrita....u guys can perform a marathi wedding on ur kids.....like we care!!!
@moolah-haw!i had NO idea you had such prejudice against hookers.and what's wrong with working in an all male handloom factory???
and i must say,its rather flattering to find your daughter resembles kareena.i heart that woman much.
and pintu never fell in lao with chameli.its something you contrived for the sake of your stupid story yarning.
and you sound like those parents who gush about their children's inability to pick good bangla.snooty,stiff upperlipped highbrowed brats.if that's what you want.well,all yours bebe.
also,the comments have soared to a whopping 28.i say we MUST keep this going.infact,isnt it ironical that the owner of this blog seems to be pretty nonchalant about the entire brouhaha that initiated with his unborn pintu...
@ Moo
Just for that I will not invite you to Hasmukh's wedding. I was planning on getting a lot of nice food too.
@Moo
you want my kids to remain unloved and unmarried :(( (or rather, apparently just be another version of me)
Pintu does not get chameli. Poltu and Potla are lucky to get anyone at all considering the fact that I am their mother and if genes are anything to believe, they should always remain pitiably single. I am eternally greatful to onn for providing them with wives (i heart you onn, totally, thank you so much)
and there is something profound about a dr. Poltu. You automatically trust him with your life.
@poojo
I love the idea of your son marrying Dreamy's trio. Please invite me. I never get invited anywhere. No one loves me.
@everyone else
who wants to bet moo-lah's sunayni elopes with this Pintu coz her father is a snobbish tycoon not giving his daughter's hand to coffee stan's chichke chele
(btw coffee stain, you ought to take offense at the way moo's been talking about your son)
@ Poojo, Done! though it might seem odd that somebody called Hasmukh should have a wife called Khisti.
Nunkuda, you are really VERY snooty :-|
and I agree with Ad libber. His daughter will run away "coz her father is a snobbish tycoon not giving his daughter's hand to coffee stain's chichke chele"
heehaw!
........ sheesh
ppl... focus..... i am not naming my child "pintu"... and for sure not marrying my son to nunk's daughter.. matha kharam.... my son's/daughter's will be calling him nunku-kaku .... tar por shoshurmoshai ta thik bola jaabe na.... and who are we to decide what our children want.... jeno we are all parent abiding son's and daughters..... so chill..... my children pakka gonna marry one from brangelina's battalion....
everyone.... when you come to this comment section...... take a deep breath... count to ten... and don't post aabol-tabol comments...
you should all have a meet and greet and sign contracts or something
i totally agree with adlib.my intutions tell me that is precisely what moo's daughter will do.elope with that 'chhichke' pintu.
and ye!Dr. Poltu sounds so goddamn reassuring.like you are in safe hands.
@all....
Ok,what?,now everyone hates dad moolah?? :-P ... just cuz u guys cant be a good parent and leave ur kids to fall into the evils of 'society' dsnt mean,ill let my kids go along the same way,like De Niro protected his son in that mob-movie....
bhaaaaak,i will not tolerate this insinuation against me by ur tormented society....
I'm taking my family and leaving for Greece...so tah tahs!!!hmpfh!!!
@ Coffee
Thirty-fucking-five comments, and you hardly care. Look how Dreamy and Ad Libber sulk around blog comment sections in search of more comments, and you get so many without making even the slightest effort. A big thank-you to Moo, Ad, Onn and smaller thank-yous to Dreamy and me would be in order y'know.
@ Onnesha
Dr. Poltu does sound lovely. I'd gladly send my Hasmukh to him.
@ Dreamy
Hasmukh will be very amused at the idea of marrying a Khisti... It makes his smiley-face (hasmukh) even more smiley.
@ Ad Libber
You are officially the first to be invited to the wedding of Hasmukh with Khisti & Co.
@ Moo
You have officially been ticked off the invitee list. Hmff!
@poojo c.-now where the fuck did i go wrong?why wasnt i invited to hasmukh's wedding?mebbe i wasnt told on my face that i have been ticked off the list.but i AM anyway.hhrrmmpphh.i will make sure Dr. poltu does total injustice to your hasmukh.because afterall a good doc can conveniently become a quack.but not vice versa.
(mad evil laughter...hoohoohahahaaaa...)
@coffee stain
I do think naming your son now is a matter beyond your hands, fates have come into play and if there ever is a Potla, Poltu, Champa, Chameli, Akash, Sunayni, Hasmukh, and the K3, there will be a Pintu. Same applies for the marriages since they have already been written. Anyone who has watched Hindi movies knows all marriages are written.
@Moo
you wont give your kids names like Champa and Tumpa and yet are willing to be called Nunku Kaku? You are not fair.
@ all evil people...dad moo is now sipping on Malibu in the carribeans...so tarum-tarum-tarum... I aint speaking 'ur' evil,i aint hearing 'ur' evil,I aint seeing 'ur' evil....tarum-tarum-tarum....
ermm....
thanks too...
nunku kaku......libber....onn... dreamy...pooJ....
my mom ....dad... that devil of a brother i have....... i dedicate this to my dida's...... i hope to (now) name something "pintu".... just for the fun of it.... i mean the name has brought so much of attention.....
thank you all....
@coffee stain-yaay!!happiness.i always knew i had good convincing skills.now that it has been officially proved,that baby is going on my CV:)
@moolah-bring back some greek men for us pliss.this time the names of kids would be err,sober;)
@all-doesnt Mr Pintu Roy sound like a lilting music to the ear?
LOL!!
40 comments!!!
I am so jealous of you, O father of unborn Mr.Pintu Roy.
@ Onnesha
Ja baba.. eto tei upset hoye geli? So far only Ad Libber has been invited and Moo has been ticked off list. I didn't know that Hasmukh's wedding to Dreamy's trio meant so much to you. So I am officially inviting you too.
However, for the sake of the health of my darling unborn son, I have decided to keep him away from the services of Dr. Poltu.
@ Coffee
It is so lovely of you to take my suggestion to heart. You are most welcome.
@ Moolo
I am jealous of you being able to traverse the world.
@ Dreamy
I too am jealous of Coffee's 40+ comments. Some people have all the luck!
@poojo-see.being a quack is optional for poltu.to be or not to be..u get the drift.if you are inviting me,poltu will not be a bother.
and that makes 43.phew!
Why is everyone making Poltu a doctor? Poltu is mine I say, and he is going to be a motivational speaker. I recently read a book about lapdancing. I think Potla found a career too.
what row about a child's name...which is still not even in existence!!!
this is the prblem with the people here.all i said is imagine a octor poltu.IMAGINE.and lo!they have made hima doctor.just like they named the NONpintu pintu.hrrmmpph.
i say he becomes lap dancer and a stripper in incongruous bars.i would love to have a son-in-law who is all that and much more:P
@ Onn
Am a li'l lost. Who's unborn son should become a lapdancer? Ad Libber's Poltu?
ye ye.poltu.i think i only exchanged marital relations between my daughters and ad libber's sons.we are perfectly fidel people,mind it.
**Sending warm wishes from the Carribean**
@all
Poltu-Pimp
Coffee-very very patient!!
All-no lives
all={(all ppl who have commented)- (blog owner)}
and well the half century....the big 50.. here it is.... i know all of ye have been waitin for it..... and so have i....
hee hee.....
cheers (all-{Caribbean tanned ass wipe})
yaay.yaay.50!!!fiffteee.fiffteee.fiffteee.
hmpfh..biaatch!
eiree commented too late!!!errmmm mad magz??from where did get em??i luvd the MAD tv series they used to air!!!
fifftee four!!!fifftee four!!!fifffteee four!!!
this has gotten too interesting to let go.i guess i will just go on exclaiming how many comments are being recorded even if i dont have anything else to say in here:)
such loyalty.
@dreamy and adlibber-i comment generously.bribe me for instant results:)
@onnesha
Toblerones
a lot of them
a free daily supply
promise
even in Antartica
@MOO-LAH
But you said you were leaving for Greece, when did you move to Carribean?
@everyone else
How the villain of the piece (aka Moo-lah) is the most better off among us?
*How come
@adlibber-wth such incentives bebbe,i would make u real famous in blogosphere:D
@all-me and adlib are migrating to antartica with our kids.we have it all planned.
people with normal names for kids NEED NOT visit.for the rest,come over anytime.we would also send occasional goodies unlike some blokes who keep sending 'wishes' from the carribean.
ahoy!
Comment No. 58
@ Ad Libber
Regarding Moolo: He's not better off. He just likes to imagine that he is. When you have unborn kids with regular names, that's bound to happen.
The "villain of the piece " replies from the carribean...
@adlibber...I went to drop off my kids to Greece,so that I can enjoy the malibu in Carribean....
...And im better off than u ultra sad people,cuz "im the villain of the piece"..Evil prevails u see...Kapish??!!
@onn...go to antartica..hope u(including ur kids)get food poisoning and be frozen in the ice,so that future explorers can pick u as an example on "how shitty names kill people"...
And occasional goodies..??..like what??..globally warmed ice...??!!! thooo!!..
@poojo..i am what i am...hmpfh!!!
@moolah-na u dimwit.tinned seal or walruses mebbe.
and me and my kids and adlib and her kids have wat u and ur goddamn goody two shoes kids dont-its called adaptability.we aint gonna freeze in the antartic.u take care of ur little rascals.
hhrrmmpph.
@onn
But he is not even taking care of his kid. The selfish father that he is, he is dumping them off in Greece and holidaying in Carribean, prolly with a whole new set of wife and kids.
@all
BTW, we also send penguins to people who are interested in keeping them as pets.
@ Ad Libber
I would love to get a free penguin! How soon can I get one?
@onn..adaptability,my ass!!! Why dont u go to some volcono and burn urselves to death,if u care about being adaptive....ha,some adaptive ull become then....
I dont need to beome adaptive,for all i can care...
Im happy in the carribean,unlike u people who'll live eating dead frozen meat of ur own kids maybe...
Adaptability,we'll see then...hahah!!!
Antartica is for losers ..
Like Onn and Ad-libs children...
Tra-la-la-la... :-P
@ad-libber...please gift me a penguin too,so that i can kill it...roast it and send the meat back to u....'as a gift'!!!!..
muahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
@moolah-wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?
u sadistic nincompoop.
@onn...u just WTF'ed urself 5 times... !!!!...hahahaha!!!..being adaptive here as well,i presume!!!... :-P
RishyTheWishyFishy is mine :D
err?whatever happenned?
Dreamy gave this one cult status :|
I dont think I can go thru 68 comments to understand the children name hullabaloo that happened here...
u have lived in a lotta places!!!
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