Thursday, September 13, 2007

shite

I'm through with standing in line
to clubs we'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
and I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
quite the way I want it to be

I want a brand new house
on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
for ten plus me

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name


'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free

I think I'm gonna dress my ass
with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
blow my money for me

I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
today's who's who
They'll get you anything
with that evil smile
Everybody's got a
drug dealer on speed dial
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I'm gonna sing those songs
that offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills
from a pez dispenser
When they ask why I drink all day
I'll say because I can

I'll get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync em every night so I don't get 'em wrong
Then listen to the fans tell me how damn good I am

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name
...............

i am listenin to too much music.....cookin more often and not bloggin.......somewhere i'd like to believe that i got a life......but then i generally do all those when i feel real low...... my daily consumption of herbs suddenly are at an all time low....... saturation i guess..... and what else... oh yeah i got into latin music....one of those progressive states i suppose.....i keep on listenin to sergio mendez and los lobos and dance while i cook.........its good practice.....but you doubt yourself when the tenants across keep starin thru the window.........but unfortunately i don stop....my latest addiction is my version of an iced eskimo.....santana is still the most popular track that keeps on playin........the weather is so snuggly..........sigh....anyways.......gettin outta bed gets harder as the days go buy. nunku need's a serious girlfriend.....or thats what he tells me....... lol....any girls readin this and like to live on the edge....holler at nunkx....... but serious girls only........... shite shite.......thats abt all........ mundane!!!!!!

6 comments:

Llama said...

Ei... i had proposed marriage to nunku once (cant get more "serious" than that can u?) he blew me off... bollo "ur too tall" :D
PS: I adore the lyrics to that song!

coffee stain said...

:o ....................were you high/drunk ?! he actually said "too tall" awe...... i love the video to!!

~Moo-lah Buz!nezzz~ said...

heehee....i dunno what to say but just smile at this post....makes me feel like college back again...i wonder how long it will last...heehee....
....bhalo ranna chai jeidin tor baari'te haamla debo...make everything in bits and pieces..ill get the beer....

coffee stain said...

as long ye bring the keg....i'll feed ye!

dreamy said...

You click pictures and get paid for it and dance and cook good food and eat the good food and have black cats for pets!...how amazing is your life!!

coffee stain said...

minus the wife(hobu)...........pretty good! i just hope it stays this way!